14,472 Days Alive
$44.73 Spent on Medication
4 Mega Stuffed Oreos Eaten
2 Rows Left on the Border of Axton’s Blanket
The man who towed my car to the repair shop was a walking, delightful, chain-smoking stereotype. Marlboro Red 33s smoking guy named ‘Joe’ who called me “little lady” and “miss ma’am” during our approximately forty-five minutes together.
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