Prompt Answer: Memorable Vacation

Describe your most memorable vacation.

Spring Break , 2009. The only time I ever went somewhere “else” for a Spring Break in college.

My old friend Geo and I road tripped to New Orleans just in time for St. Patrick’s Day and the crazy parades that come with it.

Good food, good times, and a lime green flip flop eaten by a graveyard.

Prompt Answer: Surgery

Have you ever had surgery? What for?

Only dental extractions. That’s it. I’ve got all my original parts still. No cybernetic, artificial, or otherwise not self-grown bits in me.

Nothing wrong with it, but I’m leery of surgery because I’m fat and afraid that medical professionals’ blatant fatphobia may kill me if they ever try to operate on me.