If you had the power to change one law, what would it be and why?

You know those moronic laws that outlaw being gay? That entire category of legislation can die in a dumpster fire.

Write about your dream home.

My dream home is a small cottage. One and a half bathrooms to the ratio of two bedrooms. A kitchen that isn’t too small, with an actual, functional hearth in it. Or a wood stove. With a low maintenance, edible garden my brother Aaron and I teamed up to create outside, and a Dutch door painted either cherry red to welcome travelers or purple to let everyone know a witch lives here.

Maybe a tree that’s perfect to climb up and read in on lazy days, and a hammock for in the summer.

A home filled with laughter, love, and the occasional cat whisker.

You get some great, amazingly fantastic news. What’s the first thing you do?

If I got some splendid news, I’d tell my dear ones about it. Mellon, J, Reffie, and Chele, most likely. Depending on what time of day I got the news, I’d tell my sibs and Grandma Gator.

What’s your favorite candy?

All right, I know I’m going to get some flack for this but my favorite candy is black licorice.

Yes, I know, it’s gross to a lot of people. I am not one of them.

The most important invention in your lifetime is…

The internet, as we know it today.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Well, depending on the amount of money won, if I won the lottery I would become debt free, make sure my loved ones are taken care of, become a patron of artists and writers, and travel.

Write about a few of your favorite family traditions.

The only one that comes to mind is drinking one of the full sugar, Mexican-style, glass bottle Coca Colas on Christmas Eve when I lived with my dad or spent the holidays with him.

Beyond that? None really.