By Josie Brown
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Overview:
Blurb: Donna and Carl have three beautiful kids together. Donna strives to be a good mom, which is a little complicated when she’s a professional assassin for Acme.
Trigger Warnings:
Bullying (Adult), Bullying (Child), Death, Drug Use (Illicit), Drug Use (Non-Consensual), Drug Use (Prescription), Food, Gore, Gun Violence, Infidelity, Murder, Non-Consensual Touching, Off Screen Infidelity, Off Screen Sex, On Screen Infidelity, On Screen Sex, Sex, Smut, Toxic Masculinity, Unsafe Lifestyle, Unsafe Sex, Violence, Violent Imagery, War
Body Count: Lost count, honestly.
The Specs:
- Series
- Series Name: The Housewife Assassin
- Book Number: 1 of 18
- Genre
- Technical Genre: Espionage Thriller, General Humorous Fiction, International Mystery & Crime
- Theo Genre: Feminist Fiction, Murder Fiction
- Page count: 288 pages
- POV: 1st
- Publication information:
- Publisher: Signal Press
- Language: English
- ISBN-13: 9781942052098
- ASIN: B0050PJZLK
Other Fun Stuff:
To Read or Not To Read (Again):
Donated, but might read more of the series
Rating out of five: 3.5 out of 5
Representation, Morality, and Sexism Tests:
- Bechdel–Wallace Test:
- Purpose: to establish actual female characters that act independently of male characters in a story.
- Do two female characters talk about something other than a male character?
- Pass or Fail: Pass
- Purpose: to establish actual female characters that act independently of male characters in a story.
- DuVernay Test:
- Purpose: to establish characters of color in a story.
- Are there fully actualized characters of color?
- Pass or Fail: Fail
- Purpose: to establish characters of color in a story.
- Ellen Willis Test:
- Purpose: to show balance in characters regardless of gender.
- Would two related characters still work to carry the story if their genders were reversed?
- Pass or Fail: Pass
- Purpose: to show balance in characters regardless of gender.
- Hays Code Test:
- Purpose: to ignore outdated and queer-degrading/punishing standards that once were the standard for produced mass media.
- Part One: outdated moral guidelines
- Are there any outdated “moral content” rules gloriously kicked in the teeth by this story?
- Are there people of color allowed a happy ending?
- Is there an interracial couple?
- Is there profanity used at all?
- Is there one or more homicidal acts and/or murder?
- Part Two: queer representation
- Are there queer characters that get a happy ending?
- Is there an illegal or otherwise distasteful age gap between characters, queer or otherwise?
- Do the queer characters die tragically, violently, or at all?
- Pass or Fail: Fail
- Mako Mori Test:
- Purpose: to assure that in the story there is at least one female character independent of a male character’s story.
- Is there a female character?
- Does she get her own arc?
- Does it do anything other than serve to support a man’s story?
- Pass or Fail: Pass
- Purpose: to assure that in the story there is at least one female character independent of a male character’s story.
- Sexy Lamp Test:
- Purpose: to assure that a female character in the story serves as an active protagonist, not just a device to be used by the male main character.
- Would the plot fall apart if the female character was replaced by a sexy looking lamp?
- Post-It Note Caveat:
- Would the character be able to be replaced by a Sexy Lamp with a sticky note on it for information conveyance?
- Pass or Fail: Pass!
- Purpose: to assure that a female character in the story serves as an active protagonist, not just a device to be used by the male main character.
- Tauriel Test:
- Purpose: to help support the existence of competent, independent female characters regardless of a romantic sub-plot.
- Is there at least one woman in the story?
- Is this woman competent in her chosen occupation and not immediately shown up by a newcomer male character?
- If she has or develops a love interest during the story, either implied or explicitly stated, does she suddenly abandon her job and/or chosen path to support or pursue said love interest?
- Pass or Fail: Pass
- Purpose: to help support the existence of competent, independent female characters regardless of a romantic sub-plot.
- Vito Russo Test:
- Purpose: to establish more characters that are on the SAGA (Sexuality And Gender Acceptance), QTPOC (Queer and Trans People of Color) or LGBTQIAP+ (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual/Biromantic/Bigender, Transgender, Queer/Genderqueer, Intersex, Asexual/Aromantic/Agender, Pansexual/Panromantic, and others not listed here) spectrum.
- Is there a character on the queer spectrum?
- Are they a character beyond their orientation?
- Do they actually affect the plot?
- Is the character something beyond a punchline?
- Pass or Fail: Fail
- Purpose: to establish more characters that are on the SAGA (Sexuality And Gender Acceptance), QTPOC (Queer and Trans People of Color) or LGBTQIAP+ (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual/Biromantic/Bigender, Transgender, Queer/Genderqueer, Intersex, Asexual/Aromantic/Agender, Pansexual/Panromantic, and others not listed here) spectrum.
Overall review:
Thoughts: It starts as what one thinks a normal espionage thriller does with a female lead: scantily clad and about to murder someone. Thankfully, that’s where the trope seems to end. Donna has to deal with lying to literally everyone in there little Mc-Mansion world about where her husband Carl is. And then enters Jack, the smart mouthed, kick ass assassin who gives Donna a run for her money in the murdering people business. Now, they’re playing house whilst trying to stop a terrorist attack, and dealing with the PTA moms and little league drama.
All in all, a fun romp in rich, entitled people land. The violence was justified and believable. The dialogue and pacing was such that I finished it in about a day and a half because I wanted to keep reading.
I would absolutely read more of this series.
Was it engaging?
Yes
Favorite Character:
Donna
Review format updated 10 June 2019
