12,431 Days Alive
Zero Spoons
Today is one of those days where I tried to shuffle the cards of my life and just ended up playing fifty one pickup and now I’m searching for the last metaphoric card.
12,431 Days Alive
Zero Spoons
Today is one of those days where I tried to shuffle the cards of my life and just ended up playing fifty one pickup and now I’m searching for the last metaphoric card.
12,421 Days Alive
8,104 Books to Read
1,956 Words of 50,000 Written
1st Day Of Camp NaNoWriMo
I’m still exhausted, so this will be brief.
It’s time for another recipe! First, the recipe. Then, me blathering onward about my occasionally questionable culinary capabilities and the memories this particular side dish holds for me.
4 tablespoons good olive oil
3 tablespoons balsamic reduction
5cloves garlic, minced
20 fresh basil leaves, torn or chopped
Pinch of salt, pepper, and sugar
3 cups cherry tomatoes, halved
2 large cucumbers, seeded and chopped
16 ounces fresh mozzarella cut into chunks or mozzarella pearls
Whisk together the oil, vinegar reduction, garlic, and seasonings. Adjust to taste.
In a large bowl, mix together the tomatoes, cucumber, mozzarella, and basil leaves. Toss the vegetables in the vinaigrette mix. Let sit at least an hour for flavors to meld.
Memories
My wife introduced me to this amazing mix of flavors and it’s one of the things that’s my favorite to make and eat!
I could literally have this for breakfast or lunch every day for a month and not get burnt out on it. It is a special treat that I absolutely adore. Thanks to my Darling Wife for this recipe!
Did you try it? What did you think?
Hello there, guys, gals, and non-binary pals! Here’s an extra recipe for my birthday: my infamous Stuffed Shells! There’s no source on this one, it’s just how I make them and have made them for years and years! No more blathering until after the recipe!
Read the recipe!I’m on a boat!
No, really. I’m on a cruise. So! This is a pre-written post whilst I am on holiday with my Darling Wife and the in-laws!
So, while I’m gone for six days and seven nights, or something like that, I thought I’d run through a few of my favorite coping mechanisms.
Today’s is my secondary coping mechanism: my friends.
I’m on a boat! No, it’s not a three hour tour.
This is a pre-written post whilst I am on holiday with my Darling Wife and the in-laws!
So, while I’m gone for six days and seven nights, or something like that, I thought I’d run through a few of my favorite coping mechanisms.
Today’s is my secondary coping mechanism: baking.
It’s time for another recipe! First, the recipe. Then, me blathering onward about my occasionally questionable culinary capabilities and the memories that Polish Honey Lemon Cake holds for me.
3 large eggs, whisked super well
½ cup (100gms) dark brown sugar
¾ cup (180ml) applesauce
1 cup (350gms) honey, the stronger the better
1 cup strong vanilla, lemon, or chamomile tea, cooled to lukewarm
3 cups (375gms) flour, sifted
1 lemon, zested super finely
1 tablespoon crystallized lemon
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 teaspoon lemon extract
½ teaspoon powdered ginger
½ teaspoon salt
Lemon Icing glaze:
1 ¾ cups confectioner’s sugar
¼ cup lemon juice
1 tablespoon or more of crystallized lemon
1 teaspoon salted butter
Pinch of salt
Cake:
Preheat the oven to 350°F (180°C). Grease and flour a 10-12 cup non-stick Bundt pan or two 9” by 5” loaf pans.
Use a stand mixer for this recipe if possible. Beat the eggs until super fluffy. Add brown sugar and applesauce and mix until smooth. Add the honey, extract, and tea and continue beating until smooth as silk.
Sift together the flour, baking powder and soda, spices, and salt. Mix in the crystallized lemon and add to the wet ingredients. Mix until there are still small lumps left, like pancake batter.
Pour the batter immediately into your prepared pan or pans.
Bake at 350°F (180°C) for 50 to 55 minutes, turning once mid-bake. You want a toothpick to come out clean when inserted into the deepest part of the cake.
Let the honey cake cool for at least ten minutes, I do fifteen since I usually do some sort of soak as it cools. Invert onto a plate or serving dish to cool.
This only keeps, covered, about five days. But, it is one that toasts up well as a good dessert or sweet breakfast food.
Icing:
Mix confectioner’s sugar, lemon juice, and salt. Add salted butter and microwave on high for 45 seconds.
Whisk until smooth. Add a splash of milk if it is too thick. Let it sit for seven minutes, then pour over cooled cake.
Tweaks:
My secret? Pour some limoncello over the base of the cake when it’s still cooling in the pan; once it’s turned out-you guessed it, pour some over the top as well. Or add it to the lemon glaze. Or both! Cakes, much like some of my in-laws, are so much better when they’re drunk.
Memories:
This cake is straight from Granny Comic, in Chicago. She’s not quite my grandmother, but she is in heart. She’s Uncle Comic’s mom and the feistiest little thing ever. A lot of the holiday retro recipes will be ones from her old cookbook that she gifted me with.

I’m excited to share her recipes and have the world know a little more about Granny Comic. I’ll be asking Uncle Comic to share his anecdotes about certain recipes, or providing ones I have about them. Her gingerbread recipe is especially one of my favorites.
As a bonus, here’s a picture I found and shared in a FB group!

Happy cooking, friends!
12,404 Days Alive
Today was my last day at the University. It was bittersweet as hell. My coworkers threw me a little going away party and I, thank my not waterproof eyeliner, did not cry!
12,401 Days Alive
8,071 Ebooks to Read
6 Hits on my newest Fantastic Beasts fanfic
3 Cards Pulled
1 Migraine
Today was not a great day. Woke up with a headache that quickly turned into a left eye haloed migraine. I was at work.
I was allowed to leave once I was safe to drive.
12,399 Days Alive
8,065 Ebooks to Read
14 Days Till the Cruise
7 Days Till the New Job
5 Days Till the End of the Current Job
A lot going on for the next fortnight. And I am scraping the bottom of the barrel for the energy for it.
By Eva Pohler

Available on: Amazon.
Read as part of the Monthly Keyword Reading Challenge.
Overview:
Blurb: This is the story of how Hades and Persephone met, became lovers, and bore godlings into being. An odd little romp through Greek mythos.
Trigger Warnings:
Bastardization of Culture, Bastardization of Mythology, Blood, Bullying, Death, Food, Gore, Murder, Non-Consensual Sex, Off Screen Infidelity, Off Screen Sex, Plot Holes the Size of a Canadian Province, Sexual Assault, Toxic Masculinity, Violence, Violent Imagery, War
Body Count: Oodles, he’s the God of Death
Continue reading “Review: The Gatekeeper’s Bride”By Maddie Dawson

Available on: Amazon, Audible, and Barnes and Noble.
Read as part of the Golden Trio Reading Challenge, “Hogwarts Library”.
Overview:
Blurb: Blix knows she is ill, knows she is dying. She also knows that her great-nephew’s fiance Marnie is the one to fill her shoes while she goes on to the next adventure. Because it’s not just anyone who can see when people are a perfect match for one another. Marnie is special. She just doesn’t know special she is until she meets Blix.
Trigger Warnings:
Ableism, Bullying, Death, Emotional Abuse, Food, Infidelity, Introversion (Severe), Magic, Poor Coping Mechanisms, Toxic Masculinity
Body Count: 2
Continue reading “Review: Matchmaking For Beginners”Do I not have enough reading challenges for 2019? (Seven is the current count, with this one.)
Do I have far too much time spent not sleeping in the wee hours? (I’ve been awake almost 24 hours now)
Do I chill in the bathtub and read by the light of the shower light when I can’t sleep? (I don’t want to wake my Darling Wife)
If you guessed “yes” to any of these, you’re right!
Continue reading “#ABC2019-The Analog Book Challenge 2019”