Of Wasps and Wonton Soup

14,350 Days Alive

2 Wasps Killed By My Roommate Dustin

1 Order of Orange Chicken, Extra Spicy

We had Chinese from the local joint tonight. It was good.

I’m shaky after a massive panic attack coz two big black wasps got into the bedroom and were landing on me. I’m allergic so I freaked the fuck out, blew them off my arm, grabbed the cat and my crochet bag and beat it downstairs. I am terrified of getting stung. I’m allergic. Like, badly so. Eli pen or no breathe bad.

Anyway, I took my anti-panic pills and now I’m falling asleep crocheting.

I’m going to bed.

Take your meds, folks.

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